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Hall Demotivational Poster


DECEPTION - I am so totally doing this on Halloween


TAGS: apple onion halloween caramel
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by gonepostal42

rerun - October 24, 2012, 4:31 pm

run19 is done
GaryO - October 24, 2012, 8:19 am
Uh, my great grandchild killed a spambot with his nerf hammer and I gladly paid $500 for watching….WHERE’S THE GD MODS? This thing is working on it’s 2nd day.
run19 - October 24, 2012, 6:20 am
my classmate's mother-in-law makes $72/hr on the computer. She has been laid off for nine months but last month her income was $15013 just working on the computer for a few hours. Here's the site to read more Run19.com
Yorick - September 16, 2012, 2:26 pm
I'm not sure who I could get away with doing this to, but I'd love to try. Maybe my brothers. Brotherly love.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 15, 2012, 3:23 am
So as not to get caught, set up your stuff in an abandoned house so they'll never find out where you really live ;)
falloutghoul - September 2, 2012, 7:31 pm
Even worst than razor blades in the apples!
rerun - September 1, 2012, 9:59 pm

If I didn't have about 500 kids come by I would do this.
Cyberhagen - September 1, 2012, 6:57 pm
OMG Now that's just evil!


RARE VIEW - A rarely seen picture of the inside of an actual Can-o-Whoopass


TAGS: september challenge military 82nd airborne all americans
Rating: 4.16/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

rerun - August 31, 2010, 6:25 pm

This poster should have a much higher rating....it is the only moti I have hanging in my office.
agdaniele - March 5, 2010, 9:56 pm
LOL!!!!!!!!
rerun - March 5, 2010, 9:53 pm

Have you seen me? I was recently stolen
TheSarge - December 24, 2009, 10:29 am
I kinda miss those days...more room than a Bradley.
Xopster - December 1, 2009, 6:48 pm
Looks like a sh** from Starship Troopers, kill them Insects!
_Ally - October 15, 2009, 2:37 pm
This is a great sh** and a awsome caption. Nice work LogicDude
Bill - October 5, 2009, 8:22 pm
agreed
Botak - October 1, 2009, 3:31 am
I'm not gungho (Pers from my nation's military generally aren't - we prefer to just get the job done), but that caption is still pretty funny. Good motie :)
reason - September 30, 2009, 1:23 pm
f***stick. relax, thinking you are superior to everyone else is pompous and f***ing annoying. besides if he isnt american then he doesnt have to like that attitude. f*** i am american and i dont like it.
Anonoymous Scum - September 29, 2009, 7:31 am
I really hate the WOOHOOO! America f*** YEAH attitude....however, this is a great jux***osition. Gets a 5 from me...
faulty switch - September 28, 2009, 11:52 pm
awesome poster. 5 fo sho
freestyler - September 28, 2009, 5:11 pm
Mhh i have seen smaller cans that are more efficient. 4 or 5 dino's i dunno
RON - September 28, 2009, 12:58 pm
Five Thumbs Up!
LogicDude - September 28, 2009, 12:44 pm
Thanks guys...of course, this is the "Jumbo can"...the smaller C-130 version is a little more cramped inside, but just as efficient!
spacedog - September 28, 2009, 12:43 pm
I totally agree with CANADA. Nice one LogicDude.
CANADA - September 28, 2009, 12:24 pm
that caption is perfect


THE PUBIC HARE - one of the few animals not hunted for it's skin.


TAGS: september challenge oh hair sorry about that
Rating: 3.59/5

More motifakes by Bunny

:3 - September 7, 2009, 10:54 pm
lol pretty funny... not the best but alright
agdaniele - September 7, 2009, 12:12 pm
I think I've seen this pic before.
Hypercat-Z - September 6, 2009, 6:51 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHA... And thank you for the ispiration!
aaa - September 4, 2009, 2:01 pm
I thought no pubic hare couldn't be shown here. No wait...... Nevermind.... .
culos - September 4, 2009, 2:00 pm
Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrfect!
BoneCD - September 4, 2009, 11:30 am
Love it, 5 pubic hareballs here!
Ed-Hyde - September 4, 2009, 9:29 am
Amsome! 5 badly groomed lions
Arrogant Knight - September 4, 2009, 9:28 am
Right? I almost clicked reject on accident 'cause I was laughing so much, separate those b***ons a little more for me, M? LOL!
motifake - September 4, 2009, 9:27 am

FULL of WIN, 5L for you!
Arrogant Knight - September 4, 2009, 9:17 am
Made me laugh. Makes approving so much easier!


AIRBORNE - Put your knees in the breeze!




ALLAH-U-SNACKBAR! - Get the Special Kebab Combo with Felafel and a soda for just 5 dinar!


TAGS: september challenge open 7 days a week
Rating: 3.7/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

jollyman - November 27, 2009, 11:29 am
waaaaay to great
Eugene - October 17, 2009, 10:40 am
He looked like that "THIS IS SPARTA!" guy at a quick glance


DISASTERS - They're not cheap!


TAGS: titanic obama oil rig challenger space ship disaster bad day tanker exxon valdez chernobyl nuclear power sub thresher navy liberals democrats health care
Rating: 3.04/5

More motifakes by todd

Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 30, 2010, 6:29 pm
This was made before there was a politifake.
Lincoln - December 30, 2010, 5:57 pm
Politifake, anyone?


YOUR CIRCLE -




FUNNY FACE - If you can't laugh at yourself, life is going to seem a whole lot longer than you like.


TAGS: male pattern baldness challenge
Rating: 3.37/5

More motifakes by jameswnash

jameswnash - September 18, 2010, 10:26 pm
There is a timmy about...


BLASPHEMY -


TAGS: jun challenge blasphemy
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by sickartist

Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 11:11 pm
Poor guy on the left, so lonely he's literally carrying a sign begging people to talk to him... and it's having the opposite effect. :P
twill1962 - January 1, 2013, 5:03 pm
And then there's "Judge not, lest ye be judged," (Matt 7:1). This means that as we judge others, we will be judged: If we judge harshly, then we will be judged harshly; if we judge with mercy, we will be judged with mercy. BTW: 5L.
EmilioDumphque - September 17, 2012, 4:25 am
The passage you're looking for is Matthew 6:5
CANADA - December 15, 2010, 4:25 pm
agreed! one of the best ones
Ed-Hyde - June 2, 2010, 12:04 pm
This is the first of the Blasphemy posters that I've liked. 5 Face Palming Lions. "Beware of practicing your righteousness before men to be noticed by them; otherwise you have no reward with your Father who is in heaven."
Airman - June 1, 2010, 4:24 pm
5 kazings
thatonechick - June 1, 2010, 10:38 am
I love irony.
palmat - June 1, 2010, 10:37 am
i could use an "Edit" b***on ;
palmat - June 1, 2010, 10:36 am
i shed a tear. a happy tear. perfecttion !


OFFENSIVE? NO! JUST A PHILOSOPHIC DEBATING POINT -


TAGS: october offensive poster challenge
Rating: 4.76/5

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Reality Lord - October 7, 2010, 7:41 pm

i lol'd you get 5...nice


FUNNY FAKTS -


TAGS: sept calendar challenge 14th house
Rating: 4.26/5

More motifakes by house

zoomer296 - February 7, 2013, 9:58 pm
I'm not crazy! I'm crazy!
rudeboy308 - September 17, 2011, 9:57 pm
I'm a lefty, and you have no idea how long it took me to chew through the straps on the straitjacket. Oh, crap! Gotta go! They're coming to take me away, ha ha!
justme - September 15, 2011, 8:31 am
hey I'm a leftie, I just haven't been caught yet :P


MEANWHILE - At the Hall Of Justice.




AIRBORNE SCHOOL - Week 1: Separates the men from the boys Week 2: Separates the men from the fools Week 3: The fools jump!




NO LIMITS -


TAGS: hallmark moment eagle soaring
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by Airman

motinet - June 3, 2011, 7:02 pm

Motivating posters should really go on motivationaltwist.com.


MY EX-WIFE -


TAGS: marchallenge divorce exwife
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by sickartist

rerun - July 4, 2010, 10:12 am

It was planning the wedding part for me.
dude304 - March 22, 2010, 2:00 pm
nice man this one is sooo funny
lesterinside - March 22, 2010, 12:00 pm
FTW!!! It was my mother-in-law on my part. 5 torturous L's !!!


2AM DICTION -


TAGS: june calendar challenge
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by house

Demo33 - June 15, 2011, 10:56 pm
Indeed, 5L. x
Azzameen85 - June 15, 2011, 11:16 am
Don't care at about the grammar. The point got through. 5L
Demo33 - June 15, 2011, 6:44 am
sooo i hate to be the grammar Nazi but you missed out a to in between hate and be. If you going to correct someone else's sentence structure at least check your own.
corneredbadger - June 14, 2011, 11:37 pm
sooo i hate be the grammar Nazi but it should be either "mom started" or "mom was starting". because now that ive seen that it is bothering the hell out of me
spacedog - June 14, 2011, 7:07 pm
Ha! Well done.
CaptainBaked - June 14, 2011, 2:38 am
HAHA! Nice...


NICE HALLOWEEN COSTUME - What are you supposed to be, a volkswagen?




HORROR MOVIE HEROES -


TAGS: aprchallenge horro movies bruce campbell
Rating: 4.67/5

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colt45103 - June 2, 2010, 4:24 pm
That's just we we call pillow talk baby...
TheSarge - April 30, 2010, 6:06 pm
Good,I could use a horseblanket.
Fatt Matt - April 30, 2010, 5:23 pm
First you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me. Blow.
CANADA - April 30, 2010, 3:46 pm
This is my boom stick!


IF YOU'RE OCD -


TAGS: may challenge ocd
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by sickartist

Feasibly - May 18, 2010, 10:08 pm
A ringing bazziiingaaa!
agdaniele - May 18, 2010, 8:43 pm
Perfect perfect. Perfect.
Faceplant31 - May 18, 2010, 4:22 pm
Perfect!


HALLOWEEN ALIENS - That should be good for about 12 sequels.




I SHALL FLING MY POO -


TAGS: monkey shall fling poo glasses
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 13, 2013, 2:54 pm
It's NOT you. It's George Burns :-D
GaryO - January 6, 2013, 5:22 pm
Prissy Prissy Prissy…..yer gramma’s gonna be pyssed
Silverheart - January 6, 2013, 4:16 pm

In your youth, right? hehe
MissPriss - January 6, 2013, 3:34 pm
Before any of you go there...that's not me!


IREISH YOGA - the only martial art that does not require a clear mind


TAGS: irish you marshall art drunk
Rating: 3.82/5

More motifakes by Lawleitlover518

pzykosiz - May 15, 2011, 8:55 pm
given that response, i'm not sure that's necessary
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 15, 2011, 8:46 pm
Define "people"
pzykosiz - May 15, 2011, 8:13 pm
as if you don't have people locked in your basement too
Lawleitlover518 - May 15, 2011, 7:33 pm
And defy stereotypes
Lawleitlover518 - May 15, 2011, 7:32 pm
the point is even though I have a disability I can still do great things
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 15, 2011, 6:42 pm
Those poor children locked in your basement don't count.
Reality Lord - May 15, 2011, 3:51 pm

disability....p'fffft....i have teenagers.
Lawleitlover518 - May 14, 2011, 11:08 pm
thank you all and I'm not just a noob but I also have Asperger's syndrome (high functioning autism)as well as the seizure disorder so this is indeed a great achievement for everyone with some form of disability ROCK ON NOOBS
Hawamleh - May 14, 2011, 10:40 am
PaRTY UP IN DA NOOB THREAD !
Hawamleh - May 14, 2011, 10:40 am
PaRTY UP IN DA NOOB THREAD !
Greeny - May 13, 2011, 7:36 pm
Thanks to the Mods for catching my drift. As a noob myself, I try to watch the things I say about other posts - but that one was cool just waiting to happen, hope the next one does!
Faceplant31 - May 13, 2011, 11:45 am
This is indeed a decent poster. Another tid bit of advice is to not use text from the pic as your title. Like RL said if you had cropped out the text in the pic that would have made this that much better. Don't forget to introduce yourself too.
Reality Lord - May 13, 2011, 9:25 am

what he means is....your first posting here is good. take your time and work up the idea's, check your spelling and think about cropping. check the noobland thread in forums for help.
Lawleitlover518 - May 13, 2011, 8:40 am
thank you but what do you mean by nice car? i cant drive
Greeny - May 13, 2011, 7:35 am
Very nice car, got the keys in hand & it's full of fuel; but the battery is dead... It has the potential to go somewhere


SUDDENLY -


TAGS: star wars challenge iceman
Rating: 4.48/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

fascistfrenchman - December 18, 2010, 6:40 am
It's better than one of Baldrick's cunning plans. 5L's
kimzter - December 18, 2010, 2:22 am
beautiful
5150monkeylove - December 17, 2010, 12:44 pm
I even shared this one on my FB. 5 miticlorenes
Donkasaurus - December 17, 2010, 12:21 pm
This one literally made me lol...


HALLOWEEN - STOP STICKING CANDLES IN ME!!!!!! STOP THE GENOCIDE!!!!!!




THAT'S NO MOON -




INFATUATION -


TAGS: love sucks tattoo decchallenge
Rating: 4.21/5

More motifakes by sickartist

CANADA - December 6, 2009, 10:13 pm
AGGY FTW!
agdaniele - December 6, 2009, 10:03 pm
49 year old loser. Gone.
agdaniele - December 6, 2009, 10:03 pm
Shhhhh..... hear that? He's banned permanently.
Produceman117 - December 6, 2009, 9:57 pm
WTF?
Jaboogie - December 6, 2009, 9:54 pm
is nice


GET OFF THE DAMN BED -


TAGS: pets challenge ice
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

autumnspirit - January 6, 2011, 4:43 pm
LOL 5 Lint rollers for the hair!
spacedog - October 5, 2010, 5:21 pm
Nice one Iceman. 5L
AdmiralAckbar - September 30, 2010, 12:15 pm
brilliant


OH, GIMME THE BEAT BOYS -


TAGS: janchallenge dobie grey drift away
Rating: 4.41/5

More motifakes by sickartist

NickDahlmier - May 29, 2016, 3:51 pm
Mom: "He just Loves his Uncle Cracker...!"
boinger - October 4, 2011, 7:33 pm
...and drift away
TheTrashHeap - June 22, 2010, 1:28 pm
I like this one better.
CANADA - April 8, 2010, 7:22 pm
Perfect
Bovee - January 28, 2010, 10:07 am
5 lions to lil Van Jr.
Produceman117 - January 27, 2010, 8:25 pm
Easiest 5Ls I've given in a while.


HALLOWEEN - Another reason not to work on the house




DEAR LIFE - when I said "can my day get any worse?" it was rhetorical question not a challenge.




JEDI RIDER -


TAGS: apologies steppenwolf starwars challenge iceman
Rating: 4.41/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

autumnspirit - December 18, 2010, 3:42 am
"Born into 5 Lions"


STAY CLASSY - IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT YOUR PARENTS DRESS YOU.


TAGS: byu fan alone child max hall
Rating: 2.56/5
freestyler - December 9, 2009, 6:31 pm
h** teacher.


IN-TAX-ICATION -


TAGS: aprchallenge income tax
Rating: 4.98/5

More motifakes by sickartist

Chef - May 4, 2010, 4:43 pm
Five Ls for making me laugh and cry with the same d***ed poster!
Sean - April 23, 2010, 12:54 am
Nice nails, dude. Do you do them yourself?
Bob D. Sailor - April 18, 2010, 6:46 pm
I ended up owing taxes this year cause of a fat finger mistake someone did and said I had 2 dependants and I'm single with no kids..
Fatt Matt - April 16, 2010, 5:35 pm
I wish I could have printed this out and sent it off w/ my return.
spacedog - April 15, 2010, 7:33 pm
WOW! One of your best ever Sick. 5Ls and Faved.
pieman - April 15, 2010, 7:15 pm
5l for you there buzz kill mcgee.
ICEMAN - April 15, 2010, 5:12 pm
If the truth of this wasn't so sick I'd say it was sick, Sick. A finski for you.
CANADA - April 15, 2010, 2:50 pm
You're pissing on my parade!
forseti - April 15, 2010, 9:28 am
LOL... Never thought this way... 5L!


WHEN I DIE -


TAGS: junechallenge bacon
Rating: 4.52/5

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Faceplant31 - June 22, 2010, 4:04 pm
Love it!


AUSTRALIA - A land such as this requires a unique type of person and a more unique sense of humour to call it HOME.


TAGS: australia challenge
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by valkor

ICEMAN - January 26, 2011, 8:47 pm
Bushfires? What you need is some KY.
Kohnel - January 26, 2011, 7:32 pm
yeah we need some sort of a piping set up to move some of that water from the eastern states over here to werstern australia to put out our bushfires
Dimytri - January 26, 2011, 4:29 pm
A WO2 I know in the Aussie Army told me that there hasn't been any flooding but rather, in light of recent droughts, the country was simply stockpiling water for future use and is now looking for reliable retention methods.
valkor - January 26, 2011, 8:09 am
the water is a recent thing. was twenty years of drought before that. but there is no place like home :)
Reality Lord - January 26, 2011, 7:34 am

n1 valkor. reminds me of Canada actually but with alot of water instead of snow.
valkor - January 26, 2011, 6:46 am
that we are.
tellitlikeitis - January 26, 2011, 6:14 am
Aussies are a tough breed.


WHEN HUNGER STRIKES -


TAGS: hunger strikes challenge python killer rabbit
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

autumnspirit - January 9, 2011, 9:48 pm
This could not have been done any better! Perfect! 5L's!
agdaniele - May 30, 2010, 2:08 am
Perfection.
ICEMAN - May 30, 2010, 2:07 am
I was a little leery on how this one would do too. Thanks guys.
agdaniele - May 30, 2010, 1:50 am
And this should be nuthin' but 5!
EssenceOfJester - May 21, 2010, 9:45 pm
That rabbits got a kill streak a mile wide!
R.S.Jake - May 18, 2010, 3:09 pm
'One...two...Five L's!'
Faceplant31 - May 17, 2010, 11:20 pm
I love it! I am liking the new appearance of the posters as well Iceman
agdaniele - May 17, 2010, 11:18 pm
Loooook!
Sean - May 17, 2010, 11:16 pm
"Right, cover me." 5.
ICEMAN - May 17, 2010, 10:47 pm
**** - *LMAO*
ICEMAN - May 17, 2010, 10:46 pm
LMOA Aggy! Thanks. (you too Cubby)
agdaniele - May 17, 2010, 10:45 pm
Voteth 5... no more, no less.
Cubbybear - May 17, 2010, 10:39 pm
LOL! great reference 5/5


FEELING INADEQUATE? -


TAGS: long poster challenge just to piss off grey iceman
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

Swampfox - August 10, 2016, 11:26 am
That corn is coming up nice.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2013, 2:06 am
ROFLMAO! But ICEMAN, I gave you this ph**o in confidence. And... you shouldn't have :-D
DanteMars - January 19, 2011, 5:50 pm
This poster is hilarious, and 50cal's last comment made it even funnier. 5L long-legged lions
DingoKeeper - November 4, 2010, 6:53 pm
In Soviet Russsia, Aerials receive YOU!
curzondax12 - November 4, 2010, 1:49 am
d*** that's long....hold on while I zip my pants so I can see your motifake.
50cal - October 29, 2010, 9:50 am
You all are joking right? It only looks big because the bushes have been trimmed! :-)
forseti - October 29, 2010, 9:30 am
5 just for the tags! LOL
panic8 - October 29, 2010, 8:32 am
I need a new scroll wheel and I've got racking pains in my index, bravo! :-D
ICEMAN - October 29, 2010, 8:28 am
Mornin' Grey, How's every 'lil' thing?
GreyScorpion - October 29, 2010, 8:25 am
ICE!! #$*#@!A^Hole~+$#|#!!!&%$* Jack^Azz! #$%@*%$:)Mutha.^#69$% 5L #@%&*##Corksacker$#^&# ;)
ICEMAN - October 29, 2010, 8:01 am
@ culos, sorry about that. It's kinda' tough to search some 75,000+ posters. ;)
panic8 - October 29, 2010, 7:52 am
How many Bonus Miles did I earn now?
culos - October 29, 2010, 3:19 am
Sorry Ice, like the words so I won't vote. Did this one long long time ago already
Neener - October 29, 2010, 2:57 am
holy crap!
5150monkeylove - October 29, 2010, 2:53 am
Jeez Ice! You REALLY don't screw around when you go big. 5 long ones


GERMANY -




ROOSTER COGBURN -




THIS EVIL ANIMAL -


TAGS: may challenge evil animals barney must die
Rating: 4.74/5

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yup - October 10, 2012, 2:34 pm
Yes! Yes! Oh God YEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!
Sho - June 9, 2010, 10:17 pm
+300. +50 One sh** kill. 100+ Longsh**. 50+ Headsh**. Good kill, good kill
Adams - May 30, 2010, 1:13 pm
Yes, yes, yes!!
TheGrayFox - May 23, 2010, 6:32 am
in the name of all that is holy... RIP HIS FRIKEN GUTS OUT AND DANCE ON HIS CORPSE.
lesterinside - May 14, 2010, 11:13 am
I love you, we love Sick! 5L
MO - May 13, 2010, 8:31 am
BAM!!! Instant classic!!
pieman - May 11, 2010, 9:15 am
All praise Sick. You thought you would never need your army training again. 5 head sh**s.


BAD, BAD CLOWNS -


TAGS: clown challenge iceman
Rating: 4.62/5

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MashiMashi - October 7, 2012, 1:11 pm
Gotts remember mostof those TV clowns like Hwdy Doody were hard drinking hard smoking tatoo'd up WWII vets. Thats who was looking for work at the time and this was an easy job. Play nice with the kids for a couple of hours, and then go whoring!
ICEMAN - December 3, 2010, 1:00 am
You have good taste RL. ;)
Reality Lord - December 3, 2010, 12:47 am

love it!
Setesh - December 2, 2010, 12:57 am
Balloon animals they'll blow your hair back
Cubbybear - December 1, 2010, 10:21 pm
This is epic...wow
Chompers - December 1, 2010, 9:27 pm
Balloon Animals, ribbed for her pleasure.


CRIMSON WAVE - You'll know long before she breaks out the board that the red tide is coming in!


TAGS: september challenge pms surf the crimson wave
Rating: 3.39/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

temp - September 20, 2009, 12:10 am
Wow, Lilo's all grown up!! I bet even Stitch knows when to behave rather than incur her wrath.


RECRUITING - I find your lack of faith in the effectiveness of baked goods disturbing




JESUS SAVES - ...when he shops at Wal-Mart!


TAGS: halleluia brother
Rating: 3.56/5

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agdaniele - December 19, 2009, 2:27 am
Actually, Jesus oversees Sam's Club. Wal Mart is quite below him.
SynIkaru - December 19, 2009, 2:25 am
God is the manager at wal-mart. so that would make jesus the sup***isor
agdaniele - August 14, 2009, 7:47 pm
Sweet.
GySgt1811 - August 14, 2009, 2:38 pm
Not at all. I'm Jewish
TheTrashHeap - August 14, 2009, 12:31 pm
heh heh passive anti-Semitic humor.
GySgt1811 - August 14, 2009, 11:20 am
Jesus saves...but Moses invests.
CANADA - August 14, 2009, 11:03 am
LMAO!


CRAZY CHALLENGE -


TAGS: crazy challenge ex girlfriend girlfriend never
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by Ism

tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 9:13 pm
Crazy maybe, there's too much frilly stuff in that pic to be healthy, but at least she has good taste in firearms.
Kstoker - December 7, 2012, 12:07 pm
Words to live by, nice one
MissPriss - December 4, 2012, 11:56 am
Some reason I really think M0rd3kaI should have this hanging somewhere in his bedroom teehee.
PapaFox - December 4, 2012, 7:22 am
:-D


SLOTH BEAR - The ultimate foe.




THE FRENCH - It's not always bad when they surrender.


TAGS: september 21 french challenge surrender
Rating: 3.96/5

More motifakes by Player_Meyer

tugtramp - October 24, 2012, 3:57 pm
Half- French (Duh!)
tugtramp - October 24, 2012, 3:56 pm
I had a French girlfriend, just shaved the one armpit!
fascistfrenchman - October 11, 2011, 3:27 am
Oh là là!
LogicDude - September 21, 2009, 4:04 pm
And now...while you are all tied up...I will SHAVE your armpits!


PERVERT - Stop staring at my udders!


TAGS: september challenge milk strained udders
Rating: 3.09/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - February 17, 2013, 3:32 am
Massachusetts, it's a hard place you be a cow. It is the only state to vote to keep b*********, that is FUBAR!
culos - April 12, 2011, 4:17 am
You shouldn't talk about your momma like that!
moezyjozy - April 11, 2011, 9:46 pm
Cows have 4 teats and one udder, dumb a**.
culos - January 10, 2010, 10:57 am
Aw chucks, do you feel left out? Why don't you bend over and watit....
rerun - January 10, 2010, 10:54 am

eretwhatthef*** - go away
Erecrottod - January 10, 2010, 10:47 am
culos, logicdude, have we to leave you alone? so you can stay alone givin' head each others?
culos - September 3, 2009, 9:47 am
Your best ever! I guess this comes from personal experience? Don't worry, you're not alone.... 5 golden cows from me!


Freedom of speech -


TAGS: evelyn beatrice hall psuedonym s g tallentyre friends of voltaire misattributed quote religions motifayk
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by motifayk

Hinoron - December 6, 2015, 10:27 am
I'm a little disappointed in myself that I recognize not quite half of these.
Thedge - October 22, 2014, 1:30 am
Again, the International and Inerstallar Church of the confused choir chimes in with, A-a-amen.


GRAMMAR NAZI -


TAGS: marchallenge grammar spelling nazi
Rating: 4.31/5

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ICEMAN - September 28, 2010, 7:53 am
Thank you Captain Obvious.
fasteddie - September 28, 2010, 7:47 am
Klink was a Luftwaffe Colonel not a Nazi..Major Hochstetter was a Nazi.....I guess that makes me a Nazi.....Nazi...
spacedog - March 5, 2010, 6:18 pm
Amsome! 5Ls.
RubyRadio - March 5, 2010, 12:04 pm
HOGAN!!!!
agdaniele - March 5, 2010, 9:00 am
Mini Schultzes... know nah-think, learn na-think!
GreyScorpion - March 5, 2010, 8:38 am
5 Ya vool's


WISDOM -


TAGS: wisdom starwars nothing to lose challenge
Rating: 4.86/5

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Hawamleh - October 10, 2010, 3:58 pm
Thanks Man, And Your Latest Batch Of Posters Were Truly De-motivational, It's nice to see the noob bunch doing well :D
crankyhead - October 10, 2010, 3:53 pm
Awesome use of the picture Hammy. Easy 5 =)
Reality Lord - October 10, 2010, 9:55 am

so true hammy.....so true. 5L...again


ROBOT JESUS - He will reboot for your sins...It might take a few days, though. His software is ANCIENT!


TAGS: robot jesus sins blasphemy challenge
Rating: 4/5

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shannon21 - July 17, 2010, 12:43 am
lol respawn!


RELIABILITY - Even the Empire had material problems... stupid "Lowest Bidder" contracting rules!


TAGS: november challenge star wars wait until you see how much an interstellar hammer costs
Rating: 3.68/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

Hippopotosaurus - November 19, 2009, 1:48 pm
5L's. i've seen this pic used a few times before but not as funny as this one ^_^. in agreement with 'moo' that 'aesop's folly' should STFU
agdaniele - November 9, 2009, 8:13 pm
If you can make a better motifake from a poster that someone wasted... it's a must re-do! And LD hit this one outta the galaxy!!!
Sean - November 9, 2009, 5:23 pm
The pic was used before but goddawfully so. So give 'em 'ell, LD.
LogicDude - November 9, 2009, 5:06 pm
If this was already posted - meaning the picture, because the text is ALL MINE - I'd like the poster number...I would like to see how someone else used it! As for the pic, I Googled "Star Wars" and this was one of many that came up...rest are in fodder!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 9, 2009, 4:24 pm
If you are asking me P. It's cuz Logicdude is the man, and this aesop guy is a douche....otherwise, carry on.
Porcelina - November 9, 2009, 4:21 pm
Why are you attacking this guy?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 9, 2009, 4:18 pm
STFU please.
aesop's folly - November 9, 2009, 4:05 pm
stop reposting plz


DUMB BLONDES - They're not ALL women!


TAGS: september challenge wedding stupid applies to both ***es
Rating: 3.56/5

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Sotesf - October 7, 2009, 7:55 pm
sadly they get taken advantage of more than female blonds


MADF -




GOOD VS EVIL - Are you ready for some Star Wars? All my Wookie friends are comin' over toniiiiiight!!!


TAGS: september challenge good vs evil football
Rating: 3.85/5

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agdaniele - September 24, 2009, 7:59 pm
5NFL's!
_dog - September 24, 2009, 5:30 pm
Nice.
Player_Meyer - September 24, 2009, 4:33 pm
4L Starwars meh...


HEY CUBBYBEAR - I found your next Halloween costume.




ANY REGRETS? -


TAGS: regrets challenge ice
Rating: 4.93/5

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AdmiralAckbar - September 24, 2010, 9:33 pm
amsome
Faceplant31 - September 24, 2010, 11:03 am
5L ice
forseti - September 24, 2010, 2:09 am
brilliant! 5+favs


3000 HITS - 17 years in the majors, 2322 singles, 330 stolen bases. And you get to 3000 hits on a home run!A simple tip of the cap will not suffice, for you i will tip my wife's car. Don't worry she's a Red Sox fan




YUK - YUK - YUK - Q: Why did the ghost go into the bar? A: For the BOOS!


TAGS: halloween ghost bar boo
Rating: 3.67/5

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falloutghoul - October 14, 2012, 9:02 am
This would also do well in Where The Pun Is.


2009 WAS SO AWESOME -




QUIT SMOKING? -


TAGS: aprchallenge cigarettes my friends are bums
Rating: 4.58/5

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Fatt Matt - April 26, 2010, 11:22 am
Very apt. great poster better pic - Iggy Pop and Tom Waits... I forget the movie... is it Coffee and Cigarettes?


BULLYING -


TAGS: junechallenge bullying
Rating: 4.55/5

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rerun - September 12, 2010, 10:50 am

kid on the left....man, your breath smells good....trident?


MORDOR -


TAGS: mordor challenge accepted fapping
Rating: 4.1/5

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Hawamleh - September 17, 2010, 7:09 am
The Blind thing is A Lie !
Faceplant31 - September 16, 2010, 10:21 am
you will be blind before you get there hammy
Henna - September 16, 2010, 9:08 am
Love it! 5 fap-hands


SOME THINGS -




HALLUCINATION - WHEN YOU START TO SEE YOUR LAPTOP LIKE THIS. YOU´RE SPENDING TOO MUCH TIME SURFING FOR PORN.




GIRLS GONE WILD -


TAGS: aprchallenge girls gone wild
Rating: 4.1/5

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forseti - April 13, 2010, 12:17 pm
that's what my homies do... O.o


REALIST - I'm gonna need a MUCH longer tongue.




LEGO ICE - After it melts you'll pee bricks!


TAGS: september challenge not another brick meme
Rating: 3.38/5

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BoneCD - September 18, 2009, 1:12 pm
That's talent AK...if you could Google with...oh never mind
Arrogant Knight - September 18, 2009, 12:41 pm
"The Google Bone" ....*shudders*
LogicDude - September 18, 2009, 12:40 pm
Luck of the Google Bone!
BoneCD - September 18, 2009, 12:39 pm
That's 2 funny "Bricks-Lego" Posters there LD! If I remember the first you did is already in HOF! Excellent my man!
Hakiu - September 18, 2009, 12:03 pm
Epic, an actual "Bricks" poster that is actually funny.


HAIKUS - Haikus are poetry. Sure. And Quantum Mechanics is math too.


TAGS: december challenge poetry dont get me started on fuzzy logic
Rating: 4.07/5

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nobodyofdistinction - September 4, 2015, 11:54 pm
Or maybe haikus are stupid, haiku writers are stupid, stop being stupid. But I'm not sure, is "being" one syllable or 2?
nobodyofdistinction - September 4, 2015, 11:52 pm
Haikus are stupid Haiku writers are stupid I'm a hypocrite. Thank you, thank you.
Sean - December 18, 2009, 11:33 pm
"Bacon cheeseburger" ... Moooooooooooooooo beat "refrigerator" by two months, if memory serves.
GreyScorpion - December 15, 2009, 10:13 am
one produces the other
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 10:12 am
microwave burritos and rocky road.
GreyScorpion - December 15, 2009, 10:08 am
Fish Taco's ??
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 9:58 am
Not really....I cried afterwords.....then came the comfort food.
LogicDude - December 15, 2009, 6:16 am
Hey Moooooooo...was it good for you too? ;-)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 7:54 pm
#70329.......I've been poster ra**d!......Not by you LD, But that Refrigerator is on my f***ing list!
motifake - December 14, 2009, 7:49 pm

"Refrigerator" LMAO!
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 5:36 pm
Can we toss new age music in there? 5L
spacedog - December 14, 2009, 5:22 pm
LOL, 5Ls.


DANCING - Her movements weren't natural... they were ungainly and awkward, almost wooden...


TAGS: november challenge trees dancing against the grain
Rating: 3.69/5

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agdaniele - November 4, 2009, 3:53 am
Great poster by Logic, and brilliant comment by MWLF. Who could ask for more? I'll sleep well now.
Dude 4515 - November 4, 2009, 2:52 am
Logic, are you secretly a judge for Dancing with the stars? still hilarious pic and caption combo. 5 Poodlions
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 4, 2009, 2:21 am
Still...


SUCCESS DOESN'T JUST HAPPEN! -


TAGS: october challenge claire please take note
Rating: 4.59/5

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Keltibarian - September 19, 2013, 12:34 am
No idea what the hell the joke is supposed to mean, but have a 5 for that picture. Go on, have a 5.
happymaster - October 11, 2010, 4:59 pm
come whip my a** baby


INCONVENIENCE - Jane was a bit little pissed when she found out the address of the nearest center to treat her chronic narcolepsy.


TAGS: halloween freddy krueger elm street
Rating: 3.64/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 24, 2009, 6:52 pm
We aim to please......But when we can't, we aim for the eyes......(she likes it that way)
Produceman117 - December 24, 2009, 6:50 pm
LOL It was a fun night. Thanks, man.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 24, 2009, 6:49 pm
In all honesty, That was a good night. You have been a GREAT addition to this site......or as Mrs Mooooo calls it (Quit that already and help with the laundry!)
Produceman117 - December 24, 2009, 6:47 pm
Uh... yeah. Imagine what I was thinking! I had posted a couple of posters earlier in the month before I even knew you could comment on them, but this was my first real night here. I was like "who the f*ck is this guy?"
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 24, 2009, 6:45 pm
I think I might have been drinking that night.....*snickers
Produceman117 - December 24, 2009, 6:38 pm
Moo+, open up all the comments on this poster and read the 22nd, 23rd and 24th comments from the bottom. It's from the night of my "initiation" so to speak.
R.S.Jake - December 14, 2009, 4:43 pm
I just read them all...my head hurts! :)
Produceman117 - December 5, 2009, 3:15 am
Well... 99.9% of the 146 comments on this one were from this one was from the first day I was registered and the first day I posted this poster. And I got an earful from 4 or 5 regulars about how things go around here. That was a weird night.
WTFO - November 1, 2009, 11:17 pm
Very Nice.
agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 1:54 am
Take it easy, Bart.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:54 am
Well, I'm going to call it a night. 'Night all.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:24 am
Having several stomachs does come in hand......Hey!....I'm not a f***ing Cow!
MrRandom - November 1, 2009, 1:21 am
Isn't that a normal thing with cows? That whole cud thingy?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:08 am
Snickering ...no....But I did throw up in my mouth a little.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:05 am
Spell checker gave me "freelance" too! Now you're just screwing with my head! I swear to God; i think I can hear Moo+ snickering from here. No innuendo!
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:03 am
By the way, that's another reason I like this poster. It makes my corner look good.
MrRandom - November 1, 2009, 1:03 am
I'm sure you do indeed enjoy free-lance Bart. I'm sure you do.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:01 am
I work freelance. No one gets a percentage of my ****.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:00 am
You'll go with whoever pays....don't forget Aggy's cut!
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:59 am
I'll go with the prior...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:58 am
that's just White Guilt Bart......That, Or you're a pillowbiter.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:57 am
That's true. Well played, Random. Well played...
MrRandom - November 1, 2009, 1:56 am
If he had said it, would you?
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:55 am
You'll never let me live that Kanye thing down, will ya?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:52 am
A true Jewish cowboy.....nothing g** aboot that...nope....nothing.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:50 am
No, I meant I had to make a conscious effort t not to make a racist joke. Also, it's hard for me to hold a guitar without playing Country.
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 1:47 am
I wouldn't do it to you, Bart, if that makes you feel better. And Moo, no bull****, I think you just changed my mind from getting a Sprite. But seriously, I'm gone. Now.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:45 am
d***!!! You the **** Veggie.....I like your sense of humor. Will there be gra** soda?
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:44 am
Must resist racist joke...Sorry, I'm southern. It's in the water.
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 1:42 am
and watermelon and fried chicken... haha
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:42 am
What's a sprite? is there Gin in that?
MrRandom - November 1, 2009, 1:42 am
*He's a very
MrRandom - November 1, 2009, 1:41 am
Or Uncle Jim. He's very affectionate Uncle.
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 1:41 am
Okay, cool Moo. I'm not crashing yet though. I just need some Sprite in my life. I'll be back.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:41 am
Blood is important. We also need bones to make our bread and flavor the soup.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:40 am
Yes, he watches us when we sleep... like the Yoda ghost in Star Wars.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:39 am
But welcome Veggie (imma call u veggie) We always need fresh blood.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:39 am
We usually say goodnight when we crash.....It's like a cue for p***-Sean.
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 1:38 am
store, not story
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:37 am
I figured it out when you wouldn't pay for dinner. And the tattoo on your arm.
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 1:37 am
I'm a**uming you guys come and go without an announcement, but, at least this once, I didn't want to be rude. Anyway I'll find you guys later on, but I'm about to run to the story. Sorry for interrupting the zoophilia. d*** that's gross...
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:34 am
First you find out about the b********* and NOW you know I'm Jewish! Are you stalking me? Is this because of the cow prom? You looked horrible in that dress!
MrRandom - November 1, 2009, 1:33 am
Sean.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:33 am
b*********......who knew?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:32 am
f***!....The Jew is right.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:31 am
Yes, "impeccable" was intentional. That's right.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:31 am
Comment jump. My spelling is impecable! "b*********" The spell checker says I'm right.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:30 am
Yeah, Random, quit it. jk
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:29 am
Yeah, What's up with your spelling Bart.....Were you the one child "left behind"?
Sean - November 1, 2009, 1:28 am
Random tangents. That's nothing if not Motifake fare.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:28 am
I was just trying to get you to ask me to prom Bart.....I cried all night, Thanks for bringing it up.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:28 am
The sheep don't complain. Moo+ is another story.
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 1:28 am
Noted and agreed, Sean.
Sean - November 1, 2009, 1:27 am
BARTIMAEUS He put the "best" in "b*********."
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 1:27 am
Passing thought that you may find interesting. I'm eating a box of "Just Bunches" from Honey Bunches of Oats, and although I thought it would be the most amazing thing ever, they're not the same without the flakes. Bummer.
Sean - November 1, 2009, 1:26 am
I prefer racial inversity: we each agree to hate our own. With parents as annoying as mine, it comes naturally to me.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:26 am
What's that supposed to mean? On one thread, you twisted my words and made me a fan of b*********! (Yes, I do blame you, Moo+)
Sean - November 1, 2009, 1:25 am
Oooops. No I didn't. It's called MOVIN' OUT. Nevermind.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:24 am
Yeah Eh? how aboot that?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:24 am
@ Bart....on the Forum, You're just the number 1 abuser. straight up.
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 1:24 am
Racial diversity works for me.
Sean - November 1, 2009, 1:24 am
Oh what a coinkydink. I just finished a poster called MOVIN' ON. Wow, eh?
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:23 am
I'm blasian. jk Rule 1
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:23 am
Way.....even.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:21 am
Blue or not we have an actual Black guy?.......we're movin on up!!!...............................................(Remember rule #1)...I'm just rude that qay....and not often sober.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:21 am
On the forum, I'm the #1 abuser of the edit b***on.
Sean - November 1, 2009, 1:20 am
Ha! Moooooooooooooooo said "Noob." What a n000000000000000000000b!
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 1:20 am
Sean, Random, Moo, Bart... I'm up to speed. You had me going for a sec though, Sean.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:20 am
I can spell! It's the typing skillz I lack.
Sean - November 1, 2009, 1:19 am
It's a cool pic. It says you do not suffer from chromatic, or any other form of pomposity. I like it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:19 am
Just don't accept his offer to sleep over at his house and drink his "Jesus Juice"........Also, LOL @ Random, Hooked on Phonics Bart.....Look it up.
Sean - November 1, 2009, 1:18 am
Speaking of "Hella" has anyone read Hella Nation? Cool book.
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 1:18 am
Yeah actually... see, I'm not all that good at finding/making original animated gifs, and this pic with the blue tint is the only one of myself that I've ever been willing to use as an icon.
MrRandom - November 1, 2009, 1:16 am
Sounds about rightfor when you start talking to Moooooooooooooooo.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:16 am
New folks often flood the site with trite bull****. Sean is actually complimenting you for not being just another Noob with internet access....and to be honest, A compliment from Sean is like a golden ticket on this site.
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 1:15 am
Hella confused, but I'll figure it out.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:15 am
rarer* is what I meant. Like the steak.
Sean - November 1, 2009, 1:15 am
so it's win-win!
Sean - November 1, 2009, 1:14 am
Moooooooooooooooooooooooo's right unfortunately. Whenever I move into a new neighbourhood, I have to register with the local police detachment and introduce myself to all my neighbours as a Motifake Regular. Few seem to want to talk to me after that ...
MrRandom - November 1, 2009, 1:14 am
Also as rare as someone named Bart who could learn how to type without spelling errors.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:13 am
That's even rare than a cow that can type.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:13 am
Everything is a joke!!!...are you really a blue black guy? That would be a really cool minority.
Sean - November 1, 2009, 1:12 am
Ok, that's helpful, but don't stop there.
Sean - November 1, 2009, 1:11 am
Always a**ume that what doesn't make immediate sense is sarcasm. In this case it is also a compliment. Those who have has to suffer the new guy deluge will understand what I'm saying. Little (more) help Moooooooooo-ster?
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:11 am
They're basically saying you're not like jalford or CJA.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:11 am
Sean has his own special type of "sense or humor" that's why he's on all those Registry's and watch lists.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:11 am
They're just too dense to see I was being sarcastic in pretending not to understand his sarcasm...That's it.
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 1:10 am
Sarcastic about what?
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 1:09 am
What the f*** is a counterfeit noob? Is this another joke, or what?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:09 am
sean is being sarcastic (Rule #6, Sean is always sarcastic) Bart is just too dense to see it....JK Woody...I mean Bart....you're not dense
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 1:07 am
I've got 11 posters, Sean. What are you talking about?
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:06 am
Low blow, man. Low blow.
Sean - November 1, 2009, 1:04 am
title, and a text that represents the very first thing that came to mind? Where, I ask you?
Sean - November 1, 2009, 1:04 am
I fear, gents, that our Produceman117 is but a counterfeit n00b. I mean, where are the 35 posters that he has unceremoniously peppered the site with (today alone)? You know what I mean. Mildly funny, already used pic after pic. Adorned by a lame ...
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:03 am
You should the one with the Monkey Lady. What's that one called?
MrRandom - November 1, 2009, 1:00 am
Pretty much.
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 1:00 am
Okay so let me know how this works: Do you guys just meet up at someone's random poster and chat or what?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 12:59 am
Neither...He was born that way and intends to stay that way.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 12:59 am
And he wears a cowboy hat.
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 12:59 am
Wow, sweet. Post-op or pre-op?


FUPA SEASON OPENING DAY - I heard the SALMON werebiting over here! But it looks like I'm going whaling instead.


TAGS: fupa fat chick harpoon whalling spank bank
Rating: 3.25/5

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Derek - December 10, 2009, 5:16 am
You're going to feel like Jonah.


WOULDN'T IT BE COOL - to have this cat?


TAGS: cat kitty skeleton halloween
Rating: 3.24/5

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katie - September 12, 2009, 12:53 pm
Poor cat.
CANADA - September 9, 2009, 6:07 pm
thats sweet, now i gota go catch the neighbours cat and spray paint it


OVER THE COUNTER LSD - Yeah, Mom, I'm feeling a little nausea...Holy Bejeezus...Lights!




CREATIVE WRITING -


TAGS: may challenge job application
Rating: 4.8/5

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Sean - May 5, 2010, 8:09 pm
Get your a** to despair.com, you maginificent bastard ... and please ask them why they never return my calls. Please. 5.
agdaniele - May 5, 2010, 1:57 pm
Applications are the best venue for creative writing. 5


SERIAL KILLERS -


TAGS: bear boy hallowwen costume not impressed
Rating: 3.44/5

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booger13 - March 28, 2010, 5:16 pm
well atleast we know y heath's joker flipped out in the dark knight


FIREPOWER - For every action there will be an immediate and overwhelmingly superior reaction


TAGS: september challenge military destroy them through superior firepower
Rating: 3.35/5

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HammerofHeeb - December 16, 2010, 2:36 pm
10th Mountain Div. (The patch) We're up here in NNY keeping those Canucks in line. And that's actually firing cheap goods. Oh, Canada, I love you. (Really, I do.)
Derek - September 28, 2009, 5:56 pm
If this were true, there would be very little if any war.


NIGHT ELVES -


TAGS: elves challenge shadow dark knight crazy wow warcraft
Rating: 3.31/5

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LogicDude - December 18, 2009, 9:09 am
Kung-fu monkey shenanigans? Watch "Grandma's Boy"...
Bartimaeus - December 18, 2009, 2:58 am
d*** it! Monkeys suck! Wait...new training idea...what if they learn to drive trucks? Do monkeys live to the age of sixteen?
MrRandom - December 18, 2009, 2:56 am
But then they're drinking your beer.
Bartimaeus - December 18, 2009, 2:55 am
And what if someone is drinking a beer? They could lose a hand... Ah, I have the solution. I'll just keep the monkeys drunk all the time; that way, they'll miss the cans. Brilliant, eh?
MrRandom - December 18, 2009, 2:50 am
They'll shoot full cans.
Bartimaeus - December 18, 2009, 2:49 am
That is beyond awesome...and now I want a monkey. I wouldn't teach it Kung Fu, though. (I wouldn't want to repeat that guy's mistake.) I'll just teach them to shoot beer cans with sh**guns. What could possibly go wrong?
MrRandom - December 18, 2009, 2:45 am
Actual news story, not sure if it's real though. Guy trained his monkeys to do kung fu, and they turned on him. Probably fake, but still awesome.
Bartimaeus - December 18, 2009, 2:44 am
Is that a new character class?...and I though Peanut with a six-pack was weird enough. (Dunham's puppet)
MrRandom - December 18, 2009, 2:41 am
*cough* Say, heard about the kung fu monkeys?
Bartimaeus - December 18, 2009, 2:40 am
That last "totally" makes me suspicious...Random, do you have a level 30 Blood Druid?
MrRandom - December 18, 2009, 2:38 am
I totally don't have an account. Totally.
Bartimaeus - December 18, 2009, 2:37 am
That it is. It has taken more lives that we can count. Hell, it has more accounts than the world has people!
MrRandom - December 18, 2009, 2:35 am
Satan game!


IN COMMUNIST CHINA - Your nose is wiped for you!


TAGS: china challenge
Rating: 3.29/5

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ox7bart7xo - February 10, 2010, 10:20 am
I don't think your even allowed to move in china's army not even when you sneeze!!! XD


Death -


TAGS: beautiful valkyrie viking valhalla motivational
Rating: 2.71/5

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m@|) Libz - July 27, 2009, 2:22 am
Hmm... I checked that twice and still f***ed up... woo!
m@|) Libz - July 27, 2009, 2:21 am
Death is bacon if you have received a long donut. done everything you pooped had a family ra**d some great kids. then watched them throw up and become inmates and be all Shaq wanted. but nuns just plain suck if your on the way home and the it blows on her
Chopperliscious - May 4, 2009, 1:34 pm
Your flesh is only a vessel. Surrender your flesh. We demand it.
noone - May 4, 2009, 11:54 am
death is allways beautiful
Shtoink - November 24, 2008, 1:16 am
death is beautiful if it happens the way you wanted.
Watcher - November 23, 2008, 11:55 am
Death is beautiful if you have lived a long life. done everything you wanted had a family raised some great kids. then watched them grow up and become parents and be all they wanted. but death just plain sucks if your on the way home and the tire blows ou
Scorpio7 - November 23, 2008, 8:46 am
ONLY if it happens to your enemies.


FOOLISHNESS -


TAGS: aprchallenge foolishness takes many forms
Rating: 4.5/5

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forseti - April 1, 2010, 8:06 am
nice!!


SMILE - it's part of your 15 minutes


TAGS: mug sh** hall of fame
Rating: 4.93/5

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aerofiend - December 2, 2010, 8:31 pm
Waffle House bingo anyone?
rerun - December 2, 2010, 6:27 pm

whew, glad I missed this lineup...though the one last one on the right on line 4 is a h**tie.


I AM THE SHADOW -


TAGS: this is halloween this is halloween
Rating: 4.64/5

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slurzup - August 26, 2011, 3:19 pm
thats a friggin awsome pic!!!


My Face When The Halloween Displays Come Out! -


TAGS: halloween toddler
Rating: 4.29/5

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xnavygunner - February 16, 2016, 8:03 pm
And that'd be the house I'd love to see!!!
NickDahlmier - February 15, 2016, 9:37 pm
...Especially the elaborate Halloween-themed murder-suicide crime-scene displays put-up on some peoples lawns!... Oh-wait, that's just on mine... Just a display, yeah.
mizzdizz - September 16, 2015, 8:59 am
Black, lots of black! and purple! Spiders, webs, fake blood! Not only time to freshen up my décor, but stock up for pranks! I luuuuuv Halloween! 5 goth lions!


YOUR SINS - Jesus' eternal healthcare plan covers everything - even those problems you were born with!




FAMOUS QUOTES - A true friend will stab you in the front - Oscar Wilde


TAGS: sept calendar challenge 6th house
Rating: 4.53/5

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house - September 5, 2011, 11:57 pm
different Mod, different result
Verdeckt - September 5, 2011, 11:08 pm
If at first you don't succeed... LOL


ARM WRESTLE? - Be careful...he may look cute but don't underestimate him!


TAGS: september challenge wrestling bring it stallone
Rating: 3.79/5

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that guy - September 25, 2009, 12:59 pm
well he would kick my a**
Sean - September 8, 2009, 8:34 pm
My favouritist motifake.


MACARONI PENGUINS - The RuPaul of the penguin world


TAGS: august challenge pro mac aroni penguins
Rating: 3/5

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akornzombie - October 13, 2009, 10:52 pm
PEN-PEN!


MUSIC OF THE 1990'S -


TAGS: aprchallenge the 90s mc hammer vanilla ice
Rating: 4.27/5

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forseti - April 5, 2010, 6:12 pm
LOL... If it wasn't done that often, i'd make another "STOP - Hammer Time"-pic!
R.S.Jake - April 5, 2010, 4:37 pm
I hate the song that ripped off the tune to Ice Ice Baby, something abou t "money" Psshh!
thatonechick - April 5, 2010, 4:09 pm
Fact: I crank up the radio every time I hea "Ice, Ice, Baby" on the Retro Lunch.
R.S.Jake - April 5, 2010, 4:09 pm
I still got my hammer pants. The wife HATES them!
Bovee - April 5, 2010, 4:07 pm
can you say hammer pants? 5L's
Crashedmonkey - April 5, 2010, 9:09 am
Awesome


FORTUNE BURRITO -




OFFICE MORALE - Despite the Emperor's hopes, "Funny Hat Fridays" never did significantly improve morale on the Death Star


TAGS: november challenge star wars your lack of participation in the challenge is disturbing
Rating: 3.67/5

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nobodyofdistinction - September 5, 2015, 12:42 am
I swear I've seen that joke somewhere before. Maybe an eddie izzard sketch while he was doing the death star canteen thing?
Motifake Wit Liberation F - November 9, 2009, 10:32 pm
Now that's evil i could be a part of. I love Funny Hats!
agdaniele - November 9, 2009, 8:17 pm
Fantabulous!
phydeaux - November 9, 2009, 4:58 pm
ZOMG...I LOVE the furry boots...


HALLMARK - Always there for us when we can't find those special words.




TROLLOLOL - What? You mad bro


TAGS: happy halloween trolling your night
Rating: 3.33/5

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motifayk - November 20, 2011, 7:57 am
No bro.... not atroll


Al Capone Day -




HORROR MOVIES -


TAGS: aprchallenge horror movies
Rating: 4.68/5

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guest8916 - April 30, 2010, 11:48 am
Horror movies: Stop remaking them


THE ECONOMY - “Billionaire Bruce Wayne announced record losses and severe budget cuts…”




JOHN WAYNE -


TAGS: junechallenge john wayne
Rating: 4.53/5

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forseti - June 11, 2010, 7:52 am
5 lookin' forwards


CARNIE BOB -




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